Stupidsteve

44 – Stellenbosch, Western Cape, South Africa

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Online: Tuesday

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Stellenbosch, Western Cape, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
44
Star Sign:
Gemini
Height:
178cm (5' 10.1")
Body Type:
Large
Looks:
Below Average
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Afrikaans
Other Languages:
Swahili
Religion:
Agnostic
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Ask me later
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Heavy
Drinking:
Heavy Drinker
Education:
Haven't completed high / secondary school
Occupation:
Student
Income:
On Welfare/Benefits

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
Any
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

I am a short, fat, hairy, obnoxious, rude and arrogant chauvinist. I do not have a job or any assets. I am anti-social and have no sense of humour. I believe woman should serve men. Fortunately for you, the lucky ladies, my standards are low and I will chat with anyone regardless of your looks. So, I dare you, take a chance and contact me. Ha ha

About His Ideal Match

Unlike me, my ideal woman must be a knock-out. She must be fit, attractive and well endowed in the chest area. She must be able to cook, clean and iron properly. She must be subservient and not to intelligent or independent in order to boost my male ego. Oh and of course she must be a little bit of a nimfo. Come on, take a chance, contact me!

What His Friends Say

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
It has its moods
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Facial Hair:
I have a full beard
Body Hair:
Hairy
Disabilities:
I have a visual impairment; I struggle with mobility; I have a chronic illness; I have a mental condition; I have a hearing impairment
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Sense of Humour:
I don't have one
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The genitals
Party Behaviour:
The party-pooper
Personality Traits:
Daring
Valued Qualities:
Sexiness
Fashion Sense:
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional)
Favourite Clothing:
I'm most comfortable naked
Favourite Colour:
Black
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
Meeting for drinks
Music Preferences:
Heavy Metal; Opera
Reading:
I hate it
TV Habits:
My TV is never off
TV Shows:
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms
Movie Frequency:
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online.
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Surfing the Internet
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
Birdwatching
Food
Cooking:
I can't or won't cook
Food:
Fast food
Dietary Restrictions:
Diabetic
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Disorganised
Time at Work:
I don't work
Pastimes of choice:
Napping
Time Online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Take Drugs:
Addicted
Family Size:
I don't have any family
Family Closeness:
I don't have any family!
Relationship Type:
I'm seeing several people
Willing to Relocate:
Not at all
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like them Well Done ;)
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Body piercing(s); Erotica; Flirting; Long hair; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking; Wealth
Turn-offs:
Assertiveness; Dancing; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Fire the boss
Religious Attendance:
I'm non-practicing
Dream Home:
Castle in Scotland
Politics:
Anarchic
Retirement Plans:
In a high roller's suite in Las Vegas
Honesty:
It's all made up