In His Own Words
About Him
I am a short, fat, hairy, obnoxious, rude and arrogant chauvinist. I do not have a job or any assets. I am anti-social and have no sense of humour. I believe woman should serve men. Fortunately for you, the lucky ladies, my standards are low and I will chat with anyone regardless of your looks. So, I dare you, take a chance and contact me. Ha ha
About His Ideal Match
Unlike me, my ideal woman must be a knock-out. She must be fit, attractive and well endowed in the chest area. She must be able to cook, clean and iron properly. She must be subservient and not to intelligent or independent in order to boost my male ego. Oh and of course she must be a little bit of a nimfo. Come on, take a chance, contact me!
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Stellenbosch, Western Cape, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
48 | |
Star Sign: |
Gemini | |
Height: |
178cm (5' 10.1") | |
Body Type: |
Large | |
Looks: |
Below Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye Colour: |
Brown | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
Afrikaans | |
Other Languages: |
Swahili | |
Religion: |
Agnostic | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term | |
Have Children: |
No | |
Want Children: |
Ask me later | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Heavy | |
Drinking: |
Heavy Drinker | |
Education: |
Haven't completed high / secondary school | |
Occupation: |
Student | |
Income: |
On Welfare/Benefits |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
Any | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body Type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
It has its moods |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses |
Facial Hair: |
I have a full beard |
Body Hair: |
Hairy |
Disabilities: |
I have a visual impairment; I struggle with mobility; I have a chronic illness; I have a mental condition; I have a hearing impairment |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humour: |
I don't have one |
Intelligence: |
Rocket Scientist |
Ruled by: |
The genitals |
Party Behaviour: |
The party-pooper |
Personality Traits: |
Daring |
Valued Qualities: |
Sexiness |
Fashion Sense: |
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional) |
Favourite Clothing: |
I'm most comfortable naked |
Favourite Colour: |
Black |
Date Activities: |
Meeting for drinks |
Music Preferences: |
Heavy Metal; Opera |
Reading: |
I hate it |
TV Habits: |
My TV is never off |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms |
Movie Frequency: |
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online. |
Interests: |
Board games; Card games; Surfing the Internet |
Sport Involvement: |
Watching from the couch |
Sports: |
Birdwatching |
Cooking: |
I can't or won't cook |
Food: |
Fast food |
Dietary Restrictions: |
Diabetic |
Pace of Life: |
Disorganised |
Time at Work: |
I don't work |
Pastimes of choice: |
Napping |
Time Online: |
I'm online more than I'm offline |
Take Drugs: |
Addicted |
Family Size: |
I don't have any family |
Family Closeness: |
I don't have any family! |
Relationship Type: |
I'm seeing several people |
Willing to Relocate: |
Not at all |
Animals: |
I like them Well Done ;) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Body piercing(s); Erotica; Flirting; Long hair; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking; Wealth |
Turn-offs: |
Assertiveness; Dancing; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm |
Work Aspirations: |
Fire the boss |
Religious Attendance: |
I'm non-practicing |
Dream Home: |
Castle in Scotland |
Politics: |
Anarchic |
Retirement Plans: |
In a high roller's suite in Las Vegas |
Honesty: |
It's all made up |
